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Warning: below article is not suitable for those who is afraid of cockroaches
一起跟我共事過的同事都知道
只要聽到辦公室有淒厲的尖叫聲
肯定是凱西又看到蟑螂了
回來台灣 最不適應的 就是看到小強
偏偏小強就喜歡找我玩
可能他們內部有公告說走到我這來存活率比其他路線高
本來小強出現的範圍只在公司
因此都可以請公司的男同事幫忙處理善後
最近 小強開始在家裡出現 
第一次看到真 的嚇了一大跳
比起公司的小強baby, 家裡出現的大概有 2cm
在我一陣大叫後 才realize i must handle this by myself.
All my neighbors are girls, and I can't knock on their doors just for the "dirty business".
手忙腳亂的奪門而出
在賣場買了 一堆"蟑愛嘉"
剛開始的前幾天 沒看到小強出現
還很天真的想說解決了
可是今天 可怕的事情就發生了
由於今天跑客戶跑一整天
回家後就累了 想說早點睡覺
so i went to take a shower, getting ready for bed.
While I was in the shower, i suddenly saw something black running in front of me and into the corner shelf.
with some doubt, i carefully held the shower nozzle on my left hand and picked up my corner shelf.
There it was, a cockroach about 4cm!!!!!!
I jumped out of the shower and started screaming, but i am not done with my shower yet!
scared, panic, grossed out and all sorts of mixed feelings, it was the biggest cockroach I have seen in years.
He must have climbed in from the window, so i used my shower nozzle, thinking how to get him back up to the window so he can leave my house.
But after a few seconds, he wasn't able to make it to the wall to get out, instead he turned his stomach up and seemed like he drown..... 
So, with a drowning cockroach eight? feet moving around, i must decide what to do.
It is inhuman to let him struggle, so I must kill it quickly.
But.... I haven't done this in years... deciding which shoe to take took about 30 seconds....
Having enough courage to aim and slam took another 20 seconds.....
The worst part is picking it up, throwing it in the garbage and cleaning up...etc. 
A few days ago, I was just chatting with a friend what quality she looks for in a man,
her first "criteria" was : he shall not be scared of cockroaches.
At that time, I laughed, but after this incident:
Yes, "first criteria' definitely should be : he shall not be scared of cockroaches, insects, and mouse....
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